Working directly with
leading software and national security
experts,
Retail Hero has developed a
brand new Point-of-Sale system that is a
leap ahead of the current generation.
The soon-to-be released POS system –
called Galaxy POS – will feature many
never-before seen upgrades that will
revolutionize the way Retail Businesses
operate for years to come. The new
features are awe-inspiring in and of
themselves – but what really separates
this new system is the technology that
backs it.
The new hardware that the system will
run was developed through the
International Defense Agency’s efforts
of reverse-engineering crash-landed
alien spacecrafts recovered from Roswell,
New Mexico as well as other previously
undeclared locations in the Rockies and
around Saskatoon, Saskatchewan in
Canada.
“We have been studying these objects
since the late 1940’s when the first one
hit in (Roswell) New Mexico,” Said Dr.
Isaac Kleiner, the Retail Hero’s head
researcher for the Galaxy POS Program
based in Redmond, WA. “Most of our
efforts went into reverse-engineering
the space-crafts’ propulsion systems,
but we were also able to recreate their
POS system from what appeared to be one
of (the ship’s) cafeteria.”
The POS system that Dr. Kleiner and
his
Retail Hero team created, is capable of running
on virtually all versions of Windows,
Mac, Linux, Unix and DOS but still a
little short of being compatible with
Microsoft Vista™. Among the features are
an “automatic” scanner that can find and
scan barcodes without human input even
if they are inside the box, a 3D
measuring weigh scale that was adapted
from its native measuring in stones and
cubits to imperial units, and a three-dimensional “touch sensitive” display.
The system also reads the minds of both
the customer and the cashier and uses
visual prompts and small electric
shockers on both sides to guide the
conversation and make shopping
experience pleasant and lasting.
Customer loyalty program may be
implemented with an optional neuroprogramming module. But the most
impressive feature of the new system is
that it runs a small fusion reactor
housed in the tower to power itself –
meaning you don’t need to plug it into a
power outlet for it to work.
Retail Hero plans to market this new
system to small-medium businesses for an
undisclosed price starting on June 1st,
2008. Units are in short supply, so if
you plan on purchasing one, Retail Hero
advises putting your name down on a
waiting list as soon as possible. The
first 100 buyers will also receive a
free license of Retail Hero’s
Catalog
View 3D, optional CPF 3 suit and on-site
training by a licensed expert.
